Vulgarity Is Innocent; Urbanity Is Not.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

Many Gloat Over Their Own Troubles.

Gossip Is Dying Out Because Fewer And Fewer People Care To Talk About Anything Besides Themselves.

The Noisy Vacancy Of Youth, The Quiet Vacancy Of Age.

Other People's Beliefs May Be Myths, But Not Mine.