We All Know The Moon Isn't Made

Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls And You Get Poked By People You Don't Know

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

You Still Have That Competitive Thing Where You Want To Try To Make Hits. That Won't Go Away, Unless The Mayor Of Show Business Says My Time's Up.

Anyone Who Does Anything Creative Is Always Gonna Want To Change.