I Laugh Like A Fool When I

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.

There's Nothing Sexy About Orange County.

Since I Was Eight Years Old, I Went To Trinity. I Mean, I Listened To Reverend Wright Since I Was A Kid And I Always Heard Him Preach Sermons Of Love And Inspiration.