We All Think We're Going To Get

My First Words Were 'seconds, Please.' Most Kids In Kindergarten Napped On A Little Rug. I Had A Braided 9 X 12.

Many People Are Laughing When They See Me, But I'm Playing Mrs.baskets All Pristine. I'm Playing It Not-louie. I'm Not Being Louie. I'm Just Being The Character That I Think It Should Be. I Had To Make A Decision As To Whether I Was Going To Change My Voice Or Not, But We Decided For Me Not To Change My Voice, And I Think That Was The Best Thing Ever, Because I Think It Would've Made A Big Difference In The Character. I Don't Think It Would've Been As Good.

If I Were The Last Person On Earth, Some Moron Would Turn Left In Front Of Me.

My Mom Was A Garage Sale Person, Save Money. Come On In To The Garage Sale, You Might Find A Shirt. She'd Get In That Garage Sale And Point Stuff Out To You. There's A Good Fork For A Nickel. Yeah, That's Beautiful. It's A Little High. If It Were Three Cents I'd Snap It Up.

I Live In California, The Worst Place In The World For Fat People. There Are Three Of Us. They Have Us On Eight-hour Shifts, So It Works Out.