Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old

You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight.

Youth Ages, Immaturity Is Outgrown, Ignorance Can Be Educated, And Drunkenness Sobered, But Stupid Lasts Forever.

Have You Ever, Looking Up, Seen A Cloud Like To A Centaur, A Part, Or A Wolf, Or A Bull?

Old Age Is Second Childhood.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?