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With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.

Get Someone Else To Blow Your Horn And The Sound Will Carry Twice As Far.

There Is Not A Better Day In The World To Be Spent Than With A Lot Of Wise Old Cowmen Around Barbecued Beef, Black Coffee And Good "free Holy" Beans.

The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat Is That The Democrat Is A Cannibal, They Live Off Each Other, While The Republicans Live Off The Democrats.