We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving

It Wasn't Exactly That Lula Was Fat. It Was More That She Was Too Short For Her Weight." - Stephanie Plum

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

You're A Magnet For Mess. I've Never Seen Anything Like It. Lula To Stephanie

I Mostly Eat Peanut Butter Sandwiches. Peanut Butter And Banana, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter And Potato Chips, Peanut Butter And Olives, And Peanut Butter And Marshmallow Goo. So Sue Me, I Like Peanut Butter.

I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like A Gym Bag.