We Jews Have A Secret Weapon In

You Can Get Used To Anything If You Have To, Even Feeling Perpetually Guilty.

Let Me Tell You Something That We Israelis Have Against Moses. He Took Us 40 Years Through The Desert In Order To Bring Us To The One Spot In The Middle East That Has No Oil!

Don't Be Humble... You're Not That Great.

There Will Be Peace In The Middle East Only When The Arabs Love Their Children More Than They Hate Israel.

We Do Not Rejoice In Victories. We Rejoice When A New Kind Of Cotton Is Grown And When Strawberries Bloom In Israel.