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Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

Coughing In The Theater Is Not A Respiratory Ailment. It Is A Criticism.

I'm Getting Married In The Morning! / Ding Dong! The Bells Are Gonna Chime. / Pull Out The Stopper! Let's Have A Whopper! / But Get Me To The Church On Time!.

For A Painter, The Mecca Of The World For Study, For Inspiration, And For Living Is Here On This Star Called Paris. Just Look At It. No Wonder So Many Artists Have Come Here And Called It Home. Brother, If You Can't Paint In Paris, You'd Better Give Up And Marry The Boss's Daughter.

Mud Can Make You Prisoner And The Plains Can Make You Dry. Snow Can Burn Your Eyes But Only People Make You Cry.