We Need Just Two Players To Be

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.

The Rules Are Changed Now, There's Not Any Way To Build A Team Today. It's Just How Much Money You Want To Spend. You Could Be The World Champions And Somebody Else Makes A Key Acquisition Or Two And You're Through.

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.