We Shouldn't Need Riot Police At Schools.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I've Always Been Into Guitars. We Want To Put Keyboards On, But Keyboard Players Don't Look Cool Onstage, They Just Keep Their Heads Down. There Has Never Been A Cool Keyboard Player, Apart From Elton John.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

None Of Us Went To University, None Of Us Went To College, None Of Us Played In A Different Band Before, None Of Us Done Anything. We Were The Last Great Band To Come Out Of Nowhere, On An Indie Label. We've Sold 50 Million Records. That's Still The Benchmark. Until Someone Does What We've Done, I'll Always Consider Myself The Last Big Songwriter

You Can't Be A Mod And A Rocker. You Have To Choose Sides.