Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.