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People In England Are So Bloody Nosy.

I Didn't Have Sex Until I Was 23 And That Was With A Man. I Made Up For Lost Time After That In A Hurry. I Wish I Could Have Had Sex When I Was, Like, 14, 15 Or 16 Because That's Such An Exciting Age To Have Sex.

I Hope You Don't Mind, I Hope You Don't Mind, That I Put Into Words, How Wonderful Life Is, Now You're In The World.

I've Been Going To Russia Since 1979. I've Been Going Quite Frequently, And I've Always Had A Wonderful Rapport With The Russian Audiences And With The Russian People.

The Ugliest Woman You'll Ever Meet, But She's Mine And She's Ugly.