Well I Looked In My Moms Closet

My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph Campbell Nut.

Well I Looked In My Moms Closet And Saw What I Was Getting For Christmas, An Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

There Is Nothing We Can't Do. So It's Just The Fact That We're Doing Topics Like That That Other People, Especially Network Tv, Won't Touch, That We're Satirists.

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'