Once You Have Kids, You Think Like

You Know That Everyone Thinks That In Order To Do South Park We Must Be Wild, Crazy, Rock And Roll Stars. But The Truth Is We're Just Wholesome Middle-american Guys. We Enjoy Soda Pop, Baseball And Beating Up Old People Just As Much As Anybody

I Just Realized That There Are Going To Be A Lot Of Painful Times In Life, So I Better Learn To Deal With Them In The Right Way.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

I Have No Desire To Ever Talk To Sean Penn.