Well I'm Not Dumb, But I Can't

I'd Really Like To Change The World And Save It From The Mess It's In. I'm So Weak, I'm So Thin, I Want To Fly, But I Can't Even Swim.

Why Bear Malice? Just Let It Go. So What Of Pride? It Will Swallow You Whole.

Put All The Pervs In Jail, Bring Back The Birch And Cat-o-nine Tails.

Compared To The Bugs And The Spiders And Flies, I Am An Apeman.

Comfort The Weak And Feel The Poor. What On Earth Do We Need Government For?