Well, I'm Not Saying That America Is

Actually, I Stopped Looking At Myself In The Mirror Years Ago. I Wasn't Making It To Work On Time.

You Always See Black People Complaining About This And That, But You Never See Me Complaining About How Slow They Work On My Plantation.

Some People Just Don't Want To Put In The Effort. I Just Show Up And Say Some Lines And I'm Famous. Anyone Living Below The Poverty Line Just Needs To Shape Up Or Be Shipped Out, You Know?

I Really Do Take More Vacations Than The President. You Can Quote Me On That.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.