Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots

I Changed The Face Of Comedy. I Used To Be Funny.

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

I Remember Being At The Premiere Of 'beverly Hills Cop Ii' And The Tremendous Reaction From The Crowd Outside, Then Going To A Party At A Hotel Afterwards Where The Speakers Were Blasting 'shakedown,' A Song From The Movie. That Felt Like A Show Biz Moment To Me.

If I Could Cause World Peace By Taking Someone Out To Lunch, I'd Go, 'well, War Isn't That Terrible.'

I've Never Understood People Who Say They're Not A Practicing Jew. You Never Hear A Black Guy Say He's Not A Practicing African-american. What Does It Even Mean?