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A Sleeping Bag Is A Tortilla For A Human.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same. So If Somebody Asks Me What Time It Is, I Have To Tell Them Something That Is Going On. "what Time Is It, Mitch?" "uh, That Guy Is Eating A Hamburger." "shi*, I Had To Be Somewhere..."

I'd Like To Get Four People Who Do Cart Wheels Very Good, And Make A Cart.

Why Is Cloud 9 So Amazing? What Is Wrong With Cloud 8? That Joke Came Off The Top Of My Head, And The Top Of My Head Ain't Funny!

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.