Well, It'd Certainly Be Fascinating If We

In College, The Guys Aren't Worrying About Whether They'll Be Able To Pursue Their Career Dreams And Still Have Kids.

You Know, I Really Miss Sex Scandals. They're Generally Colorful. They Almost Never Mean Anything Over The Long Run. And While They're Going On, The People Who Actually Keep The Government Running Are Let Alone To Go About Their Business. Good Old Sex Scandals.

If Christmas Is For Families, What Do You Do When There Are Families Scattered All Over The Country? I Am Pretty Sure God Wants To Make Sure I Touch All The Bases, Even If I Spend His Actual Birthday With Delta Airlines.

Well, It'd Certainly Be Fascinating If We Discovered That Gays Were Better At Being Married Than Heterosexuals Are. Talk About Irony.

The Tea Party People Say They're Angry About Socialism, But Maybe They're Really Angry About Capitalism. If There's A Sense Of Being Looked Down Upon, It's That Sense Of Failure That's Built Into A System That Assures Everyone They Can Make It To The Top, But Then Reserves The Top For Only A Tiny Fraction Of The Strivers.