Well, That's A 'fresher'. I'm Going On

The Next Time I Move I Hope I Get A Real Easy Phone Number, Something Like 2222222. People Will Ask, "mitch, How Do I Get A Hold Of You?" I'll Say, "just Press Two For A While, When I Answer, You'll Know That You've Pressed Two Enough."

Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And An Animal Term, Too.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Like Wearing Necklaces, Because It Lets Me Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.