Well, That's A 'fresher'. I'm Going On

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.

I Got In An Argument With A Girlfriend Inside Of A Tent. That's A Bad Place For An Argument, Because I Tried To Walk Out, And Had To Slam The Flap.

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