Were You Here In The Bad Old

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

Oh! You're The People Ruining The Rivers.

We Are Suffering A National Defeat Comparable To Any Lost Military Campaign, And What Is More, It Is Self- Inflicted? It Is About Time That We Pulled Our Fingers Out? The Rest Of The World Most Certainly Does Not Owe Us A Living.

And What Exotic Part Of The World Do You Come From?

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.