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My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

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It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.