What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.