What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them