My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.