My Husband Said It Was Him Or

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.