Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.