You Never Really Know A Man Until

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.