Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.