I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.