I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho