When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.