When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.