One Of My Theories Is That Men

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.