One Of My Theories Is That Men

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.