When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.