When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.