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One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.