Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.