Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.