What I've Learned About Comedy People Is

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.