What Is Wrong With Me I Just

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

At The Time, I Was Reading This Miles Davis Book, And He Was Talking About Coming To New York Right After He Was In High School. It Kind Of Made Me Feel Like, "yeah." I Didn't Want To Go To College; I Wanted To Do Stand-up. And I Figured, "what's The Point Of Doing Stand-up Around Dc? I'm Always Going To Be Under-appreciated There Because I Started There." I Felt Like I Was Strong Enough And Unique Enough That I Should Give It A Big Leash To Shine. New York Was The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me As A Comedian.

I Was Doing Sketches That Were Funny But Socially Irresponsible. I Felt I Was Deliberately Being Encouraged And I Was Overwhelmed.

I Don't Normally Talk About My Religion Publicly Because I Don't Want People To Associate Me And My Flaws With This Beautiful Thing. And I Believe It Is Beautiful Religion If You Learn It The Right Way.

The Mark Of Greatness Is When Everything Before You Is Obsolete, And Everything After You Bears Your Mark.