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What's Green, Hangs On A Wall And Whistles? [a Herring]

The Only Thing I Can Say About W. C. Fields ... Is This: Any Man Who Hates Dogs And Babies Can't Be All Bad.

You Can Learn Much About Life From A Checker Game: Surrender One To Take Two; Don't Make Two Moves At One Time; Move Up, Not Down; And When You Reach The Top, You May Move As You Like.

Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

For Some Not To Be Martyrs Is Martyrdom Indeed.