What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.