Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing