When A Batter Swings And I See

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.