I Don't Think The Goal Is, 'how

Regrets Are Stupid; They Don't Mean Anything And They Don't Add Up To Anything.

If I'm Going To Act In Someone's Movie, I Want The Movie To Be Interesting And Be Able To Get A Couple Of Solid Doubles.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally, And It Got Bigger Than I Wanted It To.

In The Beginning Of Any Career, In Every Job, People Are Always Forcing You To The Middle.