When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show,

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

When You Talk About The World's Greatest Entertainer You Have To Say Al Jolson Because There Was No One Like Him. Only Judy Garland And Perhaps Frank Sinatra Got Anywhere Near Him!

I Began My Show Business Career Playing Violin In San Francisco At The Corner Of Market And Taylor. I Understand That There Is A Theater There Now.