When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I Say, I Am Quite Prepared To Not Only Retract It, But Also To Deny Under Oath I Ever Said It.

I Feel That If A Person Has Problems Communicating The Very Least He Can Do Is To Shut Up.

Some Of You May Have Met Mathematicians And Wondered How They Got That Way.

I Have Always Found It Interesting... That There Are People Who Regard Copyright Infringement As A Form Of Flattery.

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.