When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

Step Up And Shake The Hand Of Someone You Can't Stand, You Can Tolerate Him If You Try!

Oh We Will All Fry Together When We Fry. We'll Be French Fried Potatoes By And By. There Will Be No More Misery When The World Is Our Rotisserie, Yes, We Will All Fry Together When We Fry.

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.

You Can Make Fun With Saddam Hussein Jokes ... But You Can't Make Fun Of, Say, The Concentration Camps. I Think My Target Was Not So Much Evil, But Benign Stupidity People Doing Stupid Things Without Realising Or, Instead, Thinking They Were Doing Good.

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.