When Did I Realize I Was God?

My Dear Sir, It Haunted Me For The Rest Of My Life.

I Can Make The Best French Toast.

It Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.