When I Am At Rodeo I Find

Laborers Want Their Kids To Be Merchants Or Business People. Business People Want Their Kids To Be Professionals. Professionals Want Their Kids To Be Academics, Professors. Academics Want Their Kids To Be Artists. And Artists Don't Care If Their Kids Are Laborers Or Not. They Can Be Anything.

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

The Problem With Most People, Is That They Are Most People.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.