I've Met A Few People Who Were

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Wrapped In A Pita. Why The Pita? That Counts As Another Mystery.

The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and Then Import).

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.