When I Am King, I Will Revise

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim That Their Wife Is Their Best Friend. . . . I Think Spouses Should Tolerate Each Other And Occasionally Have Sex.