Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

I Don't Normally Vote. I'm Lazy And I Never Bought Into The Every Vote Counts.

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.

If Women Built The Bridges Or Were Meant To Build The Bridges, Then They Would Have Done It.