Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

I Don't Normally Vote. I'm Lazy And I Never Bought Into The Every Vote Counts.

I Get Depressed At Airports.

I Got Drunk In Canada. I Was There For 2 Days But I Was Drunk There For 4 Days. I Don't Know How It Worked. I Guess It Was With The Time Difference Or Something.