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All Tv Is, Is Really: 'don't You Want To Be This, Aren't You Glad You're Not That.' There's Nothing Really In The Middle.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

Everyone In Hollywood Thinks Like A Republican Fiscally By Leaving Town To Shoot Everything; They Just Don't Vote That Way.

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.