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When You Have Kids, You Instantly Feel That You Do Not Want To Do Them Wrong. Those Dads That Go Off To Florida And Start A New Life, I Couldn’t Imagine That: Seeing My Kid Once Every Christmas, Every Three Years. If I’m Gone For Six Days It Feels Like Too Much.

I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry And I Start Complaining And Then People Start Laughing. I Don't Even Want Them To Laugh Half The Time.

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.

Honestly, I've Always Had Difficulty Relaxing, Unwinding And Going To Bed - That Kind Of Stuff.