When I Graduated From High School, I

And I Loved The Whole Idea Behind The Story, Which Is That You're Beautiful, So Don't Let Other People Tell You That You're Not Just Because You Don't Look Like The People In Magazines. Or Because You're Not That Weird Ideal Body Image That's Out There Right Now.

I'm Bigger Than You! I'm Higher On The Food Chain - Get In My Belly!

Oh, You Know, Driving Around, Coming To A Stop Sign And An Entire Family, From 8 To 80, Will Be Looking At Me With That Dr. Evil Look - Pinkie On The Mouth.

Everywhere I Go, People Come Up To Me On The Street And Ask Me If There’s Going To Be Another One!

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.